i firmly believe everyone should watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi because its such a good fucking reminder that greatness is directly equivalent to the amount of effort you put forth 


stop saying “his or her”

use “their”

piss off prescriptivists
acknowledge nonbinary identities
make your sentences less clunky
advocate for common usage which is what leads to grammatical acceptance 

i had a dream i cut off all my hair and dyed it bright red and that was nice but i woke up terrified that my hair was gone!! now i know 4 sure i do not want to cut it wow
also in my dream there was a boy who had to interact with a giant squid because the Seattle aquarium had been shut down and all the animals but this huge squid had been relocated and his brother wanted to save it. 
this boy was so afraid of squids though that it gave him a rash except the rash was on his dick
but his brother successfully removed the squid he just walked up to the tank and picked it up and out and carried it away.